Brett Favre: He’s Baaaaack

(Minneapolis) In a press conference yesterday, elderly quarterback Brett Favre broke into song while reflecting on recent career lowlights. Asked about the fateful fourth-quarter interception in the NFC championship game last January, Favre sang:
I’ve gotta be me
I’ve gotta be me
Forcing a pass
Getting knocked on my ass
I’ve gotta be me

Favre also claimed he was so dehydrated during a comeback victory over the San Francisco 49ers that he went 13 hours without urinating:
I just couldn’t pee
I just couldn’t pee
Daring to try
Made me totally dry
I just couldn’t pee

The song outburst forced most reporters to flee the conference room.