FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
South Milwaukee, WI – Okay, so Reebok’s new EasyTones athletic shoes are inspired by balance ball technology that strengthens your muscles with every step, blah blah blah. But if you’re like most people, you’d rather sit on your butt than tone it. You’re a LazyTones customer.
Here’s a side-by-side comparison from our actual field tests.
Cost EasyTones athletic shoes retail for $100; LazyTones slippers are available at dollar stores everywhere.
Toning EasyTones generate 28% more gluteus maximus muscle activation; LazyTones generate 57% more eating of Lay’s Potato Chips.
User reports EasyTones wearers believe their muscles are working harder; LazyTones wearers believe “America’s Funniest Home Videos” isn’t as funny as it used to be.
Automatic benefits EasyTones automatically provide a workout; LazyTones automatically sweep up excess pet hair from the carpet.
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For more information, contact Layin’ Around da House Industries, http://www.layinarounddahouse.com/.
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