10 Beauty Mistakes That Make You Look Old

1. Being older than 53.
2. Lipstick extended several inches beyond your natural lip line.
3. Hair dyed the color of beneath-the-rim toilet bowl deodorizer.
4. Wearing all your jewelry at once.
5. Plunging necklines which reveal that your cleavage has turned to saggage.
6. Two or more inches of foundation makeup.
7. Too-small Spanx underwear that redistributes the blubber up to your ribcage.
8. Hanging around with Red Hat Ladies.
9. Wearing nurse shoes to a formal dinner.
10. Filling in your crow’s feet with eyeliner pencil.