“Submissive” doesn’t begin to describe Shrinking Violet. This Miniature Daschund is so shy, she pees on the floor if you so much as think about her...even if you’re in another room. Her previous family tore out all their carpeting and replaced it with concrete.
If you are lucky enough to find Shrinking Violet in her latest hiding space (under the bed, under the couch, under the refrigerator, etc.), she will roll belly-up and play dead.
Shrinking Violet has been spayed and will gladly surrender additional organs to appease you. She is not recommended for households where there is any talking, sneezing, sounds of music or TV, shadows, or drafts.
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