May 25, 2010

This Week's Unadoptable Cat: Meanie

Meanie is a short-haired black cat who attacks anyone within reach. The family who brought her to our shelter claimed their child had developed an allergy. Ha!

Meanie is definitely not housetrained; buy yourself a gas mask. She insists on sleeping underneath your bed and rakes your bare feet with her claws when you get up in the morning.

If you don’t provide just the right brand of expensive canned food, Meanie will break into your cupboard and lap up all the extra-virgin olive oil.

Meanie is about 13 years old and will probably outlive you, especially if you try to pet her.

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