Worried that your habit of chowing down mini cupcakes has gotten out of hand? Watch for these signs of cupcake abuse.
- Family or friends have noticed that you’ve put on an extra hundred pounds.
- You are frequently broke from spending $2.50 per half-mouthful.
- You’ve ruined your plumbing while trying to hide the evidence by flushing handfuls of discarded wrappers down the crapper.
- You stash cupcakes in your underwear drawer, gun cabinet, and auto glove compartment to make sure you’ll never run out.
- You spend so much time eating cupcakes that you stop doing things you love, such as watching the Shopping Channel.
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