Jun 4, 2010

This Week’s Unadoptable Pet: Gilbert


Gilbert is a 2-year-old alligator who’s a bit shy, but once he warms up to you, he’ll be your forever friend. Gilbert likes to cuddle on the couch, watch TV, and swallow whole frozen chickens.

When he’s with his family, Gilbert loves being handled and will roll onto his back for a belly rub. Gilbert is leash trained. He gets along with other pets, especially poultry. He doesn’t even need a crate or a pet bed, since he prefers sleeping in your bathtub.

Gilbert would be OK with kids, provided they can run really, really fast.

1 comment:

  1. Sounds like the pet for me. My neighbors dog won't trepass more than once more.

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