Waiting for Chick-To-Go

Was this entrée worth 30 minutes of your life?

Ways to kill time while waiting at the supermarket deli for the dozen-piece broasted chicken dinner you were told (20 minutes ago) would be ready in five minutes:  

• Stand at the deli, loudly counting: “One, Mississippi…two Mississippi…”
• In the dairy aisle, grab a can of Reddi-Whip and spray “H8 2 W8” on the refrigerated case’s glass door.
• Page through celebrity magazines. Black out teeth in photos of Sarah Jessica Parker.
• Commandeer a phone at a cashier’s station and announce over the intercom: “Aww, f*** it, Dude, let’s go bowling.”